Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
