is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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