You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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