Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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