what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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