Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Even my vagina gasped.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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