in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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