apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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