I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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