is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize