Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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