i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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