Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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