dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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