It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
this is an emotional support booty call
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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