i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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