i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dick very happy bro
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
