going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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