I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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