i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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