Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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