Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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