People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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