he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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