found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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