Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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