I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
