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Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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