I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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