She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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