is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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