Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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