At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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