I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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