Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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