im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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