I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i now understand why vodka
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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