He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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