I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
