I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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