Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
