They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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