Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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