It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well I just put wine in my tea
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
