You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize