if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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