If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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