Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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