gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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