if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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