Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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