So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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